Oh no.

An IE8 website, in 2022? Yes. Because I can.

Why?

Hello there to this HP DL585 G5 aka HPHEATER!

Take a Windows Vista-era server, with a nerd with knowledge of the old and well..
Yes really, this is a an 2009 HP DL585 G5 datacenter server, running quadruple processors with 64 gigabytes of DDR2. (No not Dance Dance Revolution 2, ya dummy)
This system is old, power hungry and completely impractical and yet, it LIVES.

Now okay, with that out of the way. Hello there! This is just a placeholder for the WELCOME TO NGINX page, with some stuff sprinkled in between.

Nerdy specifications:

• OS: Debian GNU/Linux 11 (bullseye) x86_64
• Host: ProLiant DL585 G5
• CPU: AMD Opteron 8378 (16) @ 2.411GHz
• GPU: AMD ATI Radeon HD 5750 or/and ATi ES1000
• Memory: 64316MiB